I Was Born Second Place

Today,

I Am Going To Make This Post As Relevant As I Can To Its Title.

So,

The Guide To Being The Perfect Bestfriend.

NUMBER 1

First Of All,

Always Treat Your Friend Like Shit,

This Is What Most People Do.

If You Keep This Up For A Certain Amount Of Time,

The Person You're Trying To Be-Friend WILL Like You.

NUMBER 2

Always Feel Insecure.

Now,

This Is A Fact,

Out Of Bestfriends,

There Is Always A Better One,

So You're Job Is To Try To Do Everything You Can To Be Better Than Him/Her.

You Could Go For The Same Crush,

Or You Could Hang Out With Different People And Not Include Your 'Bestfriend'

It Really Helps.

NUMBER 3

This Isn't Really A Tip,

A Guy Knows When His Friend Likes A Girl,

He Just Knows,

And His Friend Might Seem Nice,

But Keep This In Mind,

Noone Is Nice.

Noone.

Not Me,

Not Barack Obama,

Not Angelina Jolie,

Noone.

So..

There You Have It,

2 Tips You Need To Be Known As Someones Best Friend.