We Used To Ration Kisses, Now We Ration Hugs

So Um,

Lately,

I've Been Quoting Lyrics,

Mainly Cause They're Emo And I Have Run Out Of Ideas,

So,

I'm Just Going To,

You Know,

Not Quote.

According To Oprah,

If You Lie A Lot,

You Will End Up To Be A Psychopathic Killer,

And Um,

My Mom Watches Oprah,

So,

You Put Both Things Together,

And Apparently I Am A Psychopathic Killer.

But,

Lying.

See I Lie Because I Know For A Fact That She Wouldn't Like The Truth,

No One Likes The Truth,

So Most Of The Time I Lie,

Don't Get Me Wrong,

Being Truthful Once In A While Pays Off,

But Like I Said

Most Of The Time Lying Is Better.

I'm Not Saying It's Good,

I'm Just Saying It's You Know,

Preferred.

And I Made A Really Cool Caricature Of Fall Out Boy I Think Last Month,

And I'm Probably Going To Upload It,

Here,

But,

I'm Not Promising.

Caricature-To Imitate In An Exaggerated Manner.