Wednesday, December 30, 2009

No. 1 Fan.

Guys Are Quite Easy.
For One,
It's Easy To Please A Guy.
There's Food And Sex.
Two Very Easy Ways.
(Well Not So Since It's Malaysia)
Most Girls Would Call Guys Dumb Because,
They Don't Understand.
But,
Honestly,
Guys Are Very Simple.
They Also Tend To Not Use Their Heads,
Mainly Just Doing Anything On Their Mind Without Thinking About The Consequences.
For Example:
Jackass.
Jackass Is Formed By Loads Of Guys Doing Stupid Stuff For Fun.
(Cool Bastards)
By Doing So,
They Hurt Themeselves.
Hence,
My Point.
One Thing I Hate About Being A Guy Is,
The Fact That You Will Fall For Almost Any Girl Who Is Nice To You,
Even For A While.
This Can Be Bad Because Girls,
Well,
They Don't Understand.
Compared To What Many Of You Would Like To Believe,
Guys Are Emotional.
They Might Not Show It,
But,
They Are.
Just To Act Macho In Front Of The Guys,
They Hide It,
They Act Like Assholes.
Not Only That,
Most Guys Are Shy.
Very Shy.
I Can't Even Talk To A Girl Without Freezing.
Guys Will Only Try Their Best If They Like You,
If They Don't Bother,
They Don't Bother.
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Guys In Comparison To Girls.

How A Guy Chooses A Girl.
Guy's Little Voice:Do You Like Her?
Guy :Yes.

How A Girl Chooses A Guy:
Girl's Little Voice:Is He Hot?
Has He Got Nice Hair?
Does He Smell Good?
How Rich Is He?
Is He Good Looking?
(Etc)
Girl :He Isn't Good Enough.

___________

In Conclusion To The Above,
Almost All Girls Are Good Enough For Guys.
But,
Guys Have To Be Perfect For A Girls Attention.
___________

Yes Girls Are Smarter.
But,
Guys Make A Lot More Sense.
-Seb-

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