Never Intended To.

It's Been 7 Minutes Past 2009.
I'm Quite Thrilled.
I Remember 2009 Like It Was Just A Few Minutes Ago.
I See People Blog And Facebook About 2009 And Shit,
So,
Since It's Malaysian 'Tradition'
_________

2009.
Honestly?
It Wasn't That Bad.
Some Of It Was Awesome,
Yet,
Some Was Worst Than The Purgatory Itself.
But Still,
I Have To Admit,
The Awesomest Part Of 2009,
Was Me.
I Know People Who Reads This May Think "WTF?!"
But,
2009 Made Me Awesome.
It Made Me Understand The Human Nature.
Worst Part Of 2009?
And The Award Goes To:


Lucas Pettersson.
'Big Round Of Applause'
His Goal In Life?
To Make Everyones Life A Living Hell.
Just When You're Nice To Him,
He Screws You Over Like A Slut.
No Offence.
__________

2010 Taste Like More Awesome F.O.B Songs,
Not To Mention Hopefully Atleast 1 Hot Girl
-Seb-

No. 1 Fan.

Guys Are Quite Easy.
For One,
It's Easy To Please A Guy.
There's Food And Sex.
Two Very Easy Ways.
(Well Not So Since It's Malaysia)
Most Girls Would Call Guys Dumb Because,
They Don't Understand.
But,
Honestly,
Guys Are Very Simple.
They Also Tend To Not Use Their Heads,
Mainly Just Doing Anything On Their Mind Without Thinking About The Consequences.
For Example:
Jackass.
Jackass Is Formed By Loads Of Guys Doing Stupid Stuff For Fun.
(Cool Bastards)
By Doing So,
They Hurt Themeselves.
Hence,
My Point.
One Thing I Hate About Being A Guy Is,
The Fact That You Will Fall For Almost Any Girl Who Is Nice To You,
Even For A While.
This Can Be Bad Because Girls,
Well,
They Don't Understand.
Compared To What Many Of You Would Like To Believe,
Guys Are Emotional.
They Might Not Show It,
But,
They Are.
Just To Act Macho In Front Of The Guys,
They Hide It,
They Act Like Assholes.
Not Only That,
Most Guys Are Shy.
Very Shy.
I Can't Even Talk To A Girl Without Freezing.
Guys Will Only Try Their Best If They Like You,
If They Don't Bother,
They Don't Bother.
_______________

Guys In Comparison To Girls.

How A Guy Chooses A Girl.
Guy's Little Voice:Do You Like Her?
Guy :Yes.

How A Girl Chooses A Guy:
Girl's Little Voice:Is He Hot?
Has He Got Nice Hair?
Does He Smell Good?
How Rich Is He?
Is He Good Looking?
(Etc)
Girl :He Isn't Good Enough.

___________

In Conclusion To The Above,
Almost All Girls Are Good Enough For Guys.
But,
Guys Have To Be Perfect For A Girls Attention.
___________

Yes Girls Are Smarter.
But,
Guys Make A Lot More Sense.
-Seb-

First Step To Total World Domination.

Just Because I'm In The Mood,
Merry Christmas!
As You Can See From My Title,
The First Step Of My World Domination Plan Has Been Complete.
6A's 1B
I Know Right?
I Love My Results.
Makes Me Look Cool.
Anyways,
For The Past Two Days,
I Have Been Asking Around For Everyone's Results,
I Have Had Mixed Comments.
Some People Congratulated Me,
Some Say I Didn't Deserve It.
But,
I'm Thrilled.
To Those Who Had Awesome:Congratulations!
To Those Who Not So Much:You Don't Judge Someone By How Good Their Grades Are,
Anyone Can Get Straight A's And Still Be Screwed Up,
But Real People Accept What They Have And Get On
With Life.
Straight A Dudes,
Better Keep An Eye Out For Us.
(I Checked My Spelling For This One)
I'm Stopping Here,
Well For One,
I'm Out Of Ideas.
Two,
Ben 10 Is On Tommorow.
_____________________________

Merry Christmas To All
And To All A Good Night.
-Tim Allen-

My Friend Said He Nearly Puked When He Saw You.

The Not So Perfect Guide To Teenage Girls These Days.

1. Girls Find Guys Which Are Assholes More Interesting.
I Don't Blame Them.
Most Nice Guys Freeze When They Come Near.
As I Was Saying,
The Best Way To Get A Girl,
Is To Be An Asshole.

2. Girls Love Attention.
Without Attention They Will Die.(More Or Less)
So...
The Less Attention You Give A Girl,
The More She Wants You.
And If You Ignore A Girl Long Enough,
I Promise You She Will Come Running.

3. Always Have Something To Say.
When The Girl You Like Had Enough Of
You Ignoring Her,
Start A Conversation.
Girls Get Bored Easily,
So It Is Wise To Have Loads To Say
Even If Its Meaningless.
When She Starts Laughing At Everything You Say,
You Have Her Right Where You Need.
Add Compliments.

4. Most Important Step.
Always Be Confident.
Never Be Desperate(Trust Me I Know)
Girls Can Tell When Your Desperate
And They WILL Use That To Their Advantage.

Now If You Want To Keep The Girl You Got.

1. Try Not Spending Too Much Time With Her.
As I Said Before,
Girls Get Bored Easily
And They Love Attention.
Limit Your Meets.

2. Never Say The Words 'I Love You'
Unless You Really Mean It.
If You Do Not Understand It,
Don't Say It At All.
(Something I Had To Learn The Hard Way)

3. Once You Have Her,
You Can Be Just A Little Bit Nicer.
But Still,
Being An Asshole Is The Perfect Way To Go.

4. Get Her Bullshit.
Chocolates, Flowers, Cards And Plushies.
Girls Like When You Give A Shit.
Or At Least Pretend.
Don't Over Do The Gifts,
She Will Get Bored.
______________________________________________

*Notice Theres 4 Steps In Each Of These Guide Things?
Thats Because I Have Made The Conclusion That You Don't Require To Much Steps When It
Comes To Girls.
I'm Not Saying They Are Easy,
They're Predictable(No Offence)
Not All Though.
Also Because It Takes 4 HeartBreaks To Totally Understand Things.

-Seb-

You Must Hate Me.

It's That Time Of Year Again.
So Far,
This Year Has Been Bullshit.
Not Just For Me But For A Loy Of People I Know.
So...
For This Christmas I Have Found The Best Song In The World.
Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
-Fall out Boy-

These Are Your Good Years
Don't Take My Advice
You Never Wanted The Nice Boys Anyway
And I'm Of Good Cheer
Cause I've Been Checking My List
The Gifts Your Receving From Me Will Be;

One Awkward Silence
And Two Hopes You Cry Yourself To Sleep
Staying Up Waiting By The Phone
And All I Want This Year
Is For You To Dedicate Your Last Breath To Me
Before You Bury Yourself Alive

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Happy New Year's Baby
You Owe Me The Best Gift I Will Ever Ask For
Don't Call Me Up
When The Snow Comes Down Is The Only Thing I Want This Year

One Awkward Silence
And Two Hopes You Cry Yourself To Sleep
Staying Up And Waiting By The Phone
And All I Want This Year
Is For You To Dedicate Your Last Breath To Me
Before You Bury Yourself Alive

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree(Don't Come Home For Christmas)
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree(Don't Come Home For Christmas)
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Patrick Stump Lisping:
Sweet!
Record The Christmas Song
They Must've Spent A Lotta Money On This
But This One Time
This One Christmas
I Got This
[Beeps Deck The Halls]

Sorry Is A Sad Excuse.

I Miss School.
Not The Studying Part,
The Awesome Part.
I Miss The Teachers Who Always Get Pissed At Me,
I Miss Getting Heartbroken,
I Even Miss My Table.
My Table Was So Awesome,
Just Look At It And You WILL Be Amazed.
I Miss My Dudes
And My Chicks.
I Miss Me Just Sitting In My Place,
Looking At Others And How Much Fun They Have.
Good Times.
I Miss My Uniform,
My Uniform Is The Coolest.
I Miss Hugging My Bag.
I Miss Our Science Lab And How We Used To Play With Zaki's Phone,
Our Science Teacher Was So Daft.
Most Of All,
I Miss Coming Home From School
And Playing Basketball With Friends Right After.
Awesome Times.

Any Questions?

Honestly?
I'm Out Of Ideas.
I Thought For One Day,
Just One Day,
People Would Respect Me.
I Swear To God Not One Person Takes Me Seriously.
I Will Try Falling Asleep Now,
Drown Out The Voices In My Head With A Pill.

Oh Alright Love.

I Spent My Time These Past Weeks Moping Around.
Feeling Sorry For Myself.
And Giving People Second Chances.
(This Does Not Have Anything To Do With Anyone Its Just In My Head)
A Few Days Ago,
A Woke Up To The Sound Of Rain.
Wen't Out.
Came Back.
When I Was Just Outside My House,
I Met My Friend.
I Barely Said Anything.
Way To Go Seb.
Days Go By,
Time Progresses And We All Get Older.
As I Get Older,
I Begin To Understand The True Meaning Of Life.
Not That I'm That Old.
But,
Still.
Nothing Can Fix A Broken Heart.
I Guess,
I'll Just Be,
Until I Find Someone Who Gives A Shit.
I Also Realised,
Most People Enjoy Tormenting Others For The Sake Of 'Fun'
It Maybe Fun For You,
But Try Using That Lump In Your Skull;
If You Wouldn't Like It,
What Makes You Think Others Will?
We're All Fucking Red On The Inside.
Treat People By How They Act,
Not Based On The Colour Of Their Skin.
I Don't Belong In This Country.
Racist Country.
Races With Races,
Not Mixing.
When They Do Mix,
The Odd One Out Acts Like He/She Is A Certain Colour.
People Are Fake.
Have A Nice Year.