Girls Are From Mercury.

Topic Of Today Is Girls.
Girls Are Really Complicating And Confusing And Frustrating.
What I Mean Is;
They Don't Speak Their Mind Much,
And When They Do,
Its Because They Hate You.
They Also Tend To Have The Worst Taste When It Comes To Guys.
I Mean,
Robert Pattinson?!
Tyson Ritter?!
What The Fuck?!
I Just Puke At That Thought.
Girls These Sort Of Guys Don't Even Look Good.
Plus,
They Barely Shower.
Most Of The Time The Are Assholes.
Everyone Can Be Assholes But 'They' Are Born Assholes.
And When These Girls Are Actually With These Guys,
They Don't Leave Them,
They Just Don't Leave Them.
Girls Blow Off All The Good Guys, Break Their Hearts.
They Don't Appreciate Anything They Have.
Girls Also Think They Know Everything.
They Pretend To Be The Worlds Biggest Encyclopedia.
If They Don't Know Something It Drives Them Crazy.
One Really Big Problem With Girls Is;
They Tell You Not To Lie To Them And Make It Impposible For You To Tell The Truth.
They Get Pissed When You Lie,
They Get Pissed When You Tell The Truth.
Girls Also Need To Win.
All The Time.
If They Can't Win,
They Make Life Hell For You.
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That's What I Think Of Girls.
Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them.
I'm Not Trying To Be Sexist Or Anything,
I'm Just Speaking My Mind.
Sue Me If I'm Wrong.
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You're Not In On The Joke.
-Cobra Starship-
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-ThePartOfSebThatHatesGirlsButAlsoNeedsThemToSurvive-