Girls Are From Mercury.

Topic Of Today Is Girls.
Girls Are Really Complicating And Confusing And Frustrating.
What I Mean Is;
They Don't Speak Their Mind Much,
And When They Do,
Its Because They Hate You.
They Also Tend To Have The Worst Taste When It Comes To Guys.
I Mean,
Robert Pattinson?!
Tyson Ritter?!
What The Fuck?!
I Just Puke At That Thought.
Girls These Sort Of Guys Don't Even Look Good.
Plus,
They Barely Shower.
Most Of The Time The Are Assholes.
Everyone Can Be Assholes But 'They' Are Born Assholes.
And When These Girls Are Actually With These Guys,
They Don't Leave Them,
They Just Don't Leave Them.
Girls Blow Off All The Good Guys, Break Their Hearts.
They Don't Appreciate Anything They Have.
Girls Also Think They Know Everything.
They Pretend To Be The Worlds Biggest Encyclopedia.
If They Don't Know Something It Drives Them Crazy.
One Really Big Problem With Girls Is;
They Tell You Not To Lie To Them And Make It Impposible For You To Tell The Truth.
They Get Pissed When You Lie,
They Get Pissed When You Tell The Truth.
Girls Also Need To Win.
All The Time.
If They Can't Win,
They Make Life Hell For You.
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That's What I Think Of Girls.
Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them.
I'm Not Trying To Be Sexist Or Anything,
I'm Just Speaking My Mind.
Sue Me If I'm Wrong.
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You're Not In On The Joke.
-Cobra Starship-
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-ThePartOfSebThatHatesGirlsButAlsoNeedsThemToSurvive-

I 'Love' You.

This One Goes Out To All My Haters.
If You Think I Suck,
If You Think I'm Childish,
If You Think I'm Dramatic,
Stop Reading.
Simple As That.
You Don't Have To Get Pissed At The Truth.
I Mean,
Seriously.
This Is My Blog.
I Do Whatever Fuck I Want.
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Now This Part Goes Out To James.
Dude,
When You Think You Had A Bad Day,
It Could Be Worst.
Someone Else, Could Have It Worst.
All You Have To Do Is Sit Back And Relax,
Knowing Tommorow Will Be Alot Better.
-Scrubs-
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This Final Part Goes Out To Low-Lives.
Only Retards Pretend To Know The Meaning Of Love.
Only Retards Go Around Acting Like They Know Everything.
Only Retards Message Other People Hoping They Would Feel Sorry.
I Just Can't Stand Retards.
Except Me I Am The Retard.
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If You Wanted To Post Gay Lyrics At Least Put The Artists' Name Below It.

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-Seb-

BlowJob.

I Started Looking At Life From A New Perspective,
It's Really Weird.
Normal People Just Can't Handle The Truth.
They Also Don't Like Change.
Take Bands For Instance,
People Like Certain Bands Because They Have Certain Sounds And Styles And Genres,
When These Bands Start To Try Something New,
People Get Pissed.
Weird.
I Think I Know Now Why I'm A Retard In The Eyes Of Millions,
It's Because Of The Way I Think And Do Things.
I Usually Don't Give A Fuck,
But,
This Is Total Bullshit.
We Probaly Were Made To Be Like This,
But,
I Just Think Its Screwed Up.
If We Can't Live With Change Or Truth,
It Would Be A Waste To Keep Living.
I Know You Think That I'm Retarded Or Psycho,
But Then Again,
Aren't The Best Always A Little Different?
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Can We Fast Forward To Go Down On Me.
-Panic! At The Disco-
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-Seb-

Coma.

If I Would Fall,
Help Me Stand Up.
Out Of The Goodness Of My Strawberry Tart,
I Help People.
What Do I Get In Return?
Bullsh*t.
Everything I Do Seems To Be Wrong,
And When I Shut The F*ck Up,
People Get Pissed.
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F*ck That ^
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I'm Afraid That I,
Well I've Been Thinking,
People Do Not Give A Rats Ass About Me,
But I Actually Have To Give A Shit.
I Don't Find That Fair At All.
Some Say I've Changed,
I Just Think That They Have A Problem With The Truth.
I Mean,
What Did You Expect From Me?
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You Want To Dance With Me?
Well Too Bad.
'You' Screwed Up My Life,
What Makes 'You' So Special?
No Friendly-ness For 'You'
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I Might Be Retarded But I Am Me.
Deal With It.

-The Retard-

ALPHA DOG AND OMEGALOMANIAC.

FALL OUT BOY IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST AWESOMEST BAND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Morning I Discovered Something That Would Change My Life Forever,
It Was The New Single From Fall Out Boy's New Album, Believers Never Die, Greatest Hits.
It Is ALPHA DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It Is Fucking Amazing How Awesome It Is.
Alpha Dog Made My Day.
I Am So Happy.
Go To FallOutBoyRock.com To Check It Out.
OR...
Go On Youtube And Search For It.
It Is Just Orgasmic.
Get Their New Album On November 16th I Know I Definitely Will.

OMEGALOMANIAC!!

-Seb-

P.S A.K.A Fall Out Boy's Number 1 Fan In The World!!!!!!!!!F.o.B For Life!!!!!!!!

My Empty Room.

If You Rub Salt In Your Eyes...
Wouldn't It Hurt?
If So,
Why Doesn't Your Tears Burn?
She Tells Me That She Loves Me,
But She Goes And Hurt Me,
Time And Time Again.
I Will Fall Asleep Alone,
Dreaming Of His Lips On Yours.
Seems Like Everytime You Come Back Into My Life,
You Steal My Heart And Leave.
I Like Punk Music,
People Think I Call It 'Punk' To Be Cool,
Truth Is I Could Not Be Bothered With What People Think.
I Like Ben 10.
I Like Cartoons.
I Like Being A Kid.
I Dis-like Nerd Faces.(No Offence)
I Dis-like Homosexualiaty.(No Offence)
I Dis-like HeartBreakers.

I Find Black People Cool.
Everyone Is Red On The Inside,
Everyone Is Good And Evil,
Everyone Is Cool And Nerdy,
Everyone Is Emo And Un-Emo,(I Guess)
If You Can't Handle The Fact That Everyone Is Akward And Confident Or All Of The Above,
You Might As Well Break My Heart.
Oh,
Thats Right,
You Already Did.

Where Were You When I Needed You Most,
Why Did You Leave Me Alone,
You Gave Up Before You Gave It A Chance,
I Don't Understand.
-Every Avenue-

-Seb-

The Best Selling Biography Of The Awesome.

People Call Me Strange,
People Call Me Weird,
People Call Me Retarded,
People Call Me Psycho-pathic,
And People Call Me Fucked Up.
I Don't Mind What People Say
Because No Matter What,
I Am The Most Awesomest.
In The World.
Officially.
I Can Make Your Heart Slow Or Beat Really Fast.
I'm Not A Shoulder To Cry On,
I Can Try But I'm Not Promising Anything.
I Never Needed Your Symphaty.
When I Love It's Hard To Stop.
I Have Feelings Which Are Meant For 'You' To Hurt.
I Try To Be Nice,
And People Take Advantage Of Me.
I Mean...
I Guess I'm Fine With That But Even Heroes Have The Right To Bleed.
I Have Lots Of Patience,
But When I'm Pissed I Stay Pissed.
Only With Certain People Though.
I Hurt People With What I Say Because It's The Truth.
I Stopped Cutting Myself...
I Finaly Realised It's A Waste Of My Awesome Blood.
One Last Thing?
I Practically Lived For Her.

-Seb-

If Hearts Could Walk And Talk

Let Me Tell You A Story About A Boy And A Girl,
There Once Was A Boy Who Saw This Girl,
He Thought She Was The Prettiest Thing In The Whole Wide World.
So,
He Tried Getting Close To Her,
She Broke His Heart A Few Times But,
He Still Tried.
After What Everyone Said About Her,
He Still Tried.
After A While,
A Miracle Happened And They Were Happy,
Well The Boy Was.
He Didn't Realise That She Was Pretending.
Until One Day,
She Said Some Stuff That Broke His Heart Beyond Repair.
She Had Left Him Hanging.
Yesterday,
She Tried Talking To Him,
After The 'Incident'
And All He Said Was 'There's Nothing Else To Be Said'(More Or Less)
What's Wrong With That?
I Mean,
She Broke His Heart.
The Boy Didn't Know What Else To Say.
As He Watched Her That Day He Felt Bad Because He Knew He Hurt Her,
He Didn't Mean To.
It Made Him Look Like HE Was The Bad Guy
When All He Did Was Keeping All The Little Bits Of His Heart Safe.
He Is Relatively, A Nice Guy.
Today,
They Made Up.
She Was Sobbing And They Hugged.
That Made Him Think...
The Boy Realised He Still Loves Her.
I Mean Come On.
After All The Bullshit?
Yeah...
He Still Loves Her.
But Its His Fault It Ended.
Right?
I Mean Its His Fault He Is Stupid,
Its His Fault He Is Cheesy,
Its His Fault She Felt Uncomfartable Around Him.
I Just Wanted You Guys To Know,
Breaking Hearts Is Just Human Nature.
Being Imperfect Is Just Human Nature.
Thinking That People Can Change Is Just Human Nature.

-Seb's Other Side-

P.S All Of This Shit Is Copyrighted.
P.P.S 'If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask' By Mayday Parade Is Awesome.