My Friend Said He Nearly Puked When He Saw You.

The Not So Perfect Guide To Teenage Girls These Days.

1. Girls Find Guys Which Are Assholes More Interesting.
I Don't Blame Them.
Most Nice Guys Freeze When They Come Near.
As I Was Saying,
The Best Way To Get A Girl,
Is To Be An Asshole.

2. Girls Love Attention.
Without Attention They Will Die.(More Or Less)
So...
The Less Attention You Give A Girl,
The More She Wants You.
And If You Ignore A Girl Long Enough,
I Promise You She Will Come Running.

3. Always Have Something To Say.
When The Girl You Like Had Enough Of
You Ignoring Her,
Start A Conversation.
Girls Get Bored Easily,
So It Is Wise To Have Loads To Say
Even If Its Meaningless.
When She Starts Laughing At Everything You Say,
You Have Her Right Where You Need.
Add Compliments.

4. Most Important Step.
Always Be Confident.
Never Be Desperate(Trust Me I Know)
Girls Can Tell When Your Desperate
And They WILL Use That To Their Advantage.

Now If You Want To Keep The Girl You Got.

1. Try Not Spending Too Much Time With Her.
As I Said Before,
Girls Get Bored Easily
And They Love Attention.
Limit Your Meets.

2. Never Say The Words 'I Love You'
Unless You Really Mean It.
If You Do Not Understand It,
Don't Say It At All.
(Something I Had To Learn The Hard Way)

3. Once You Have Her,
You Can Be Just A Little Bit Nicer.
But Still,
Being An Asshole Is The Perfect Way To Go.

4. Get Her Bullshit.
Chocolates, Flowers, Cards And Plushies.
Girls Like When You Give A Shit.
Or At Least Pretend.
Don't Over Do The Gifts,
She Will Get Bored.
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*Notice Theres 4 Steps In Each Of These Guide Things?
Thats Because I Have Made The Conclusion That You Don't Require To Much Steps When It
Comes To Girls.
I'm Not Saying They Are Easy,
They're Predictable(No Offence)
Not All Though.
Also Because It Takes 4 HeartBreaks To Totally Understand Things.

-Seb-

You Must Hate Me.

It's That Time Of Year Again.
So Far,
This Year Has Been Bullshit.
Not Just For Me But For A Loy Of People I Know.
So...
For This Christmas I Have Found The Best Song In The World.
Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
-Fall out Boy-

These Are Your Good Years
Don't Take My Advice
You Never Wanted The Nice Boys Anyway
And I'm Of Good Cheer
Cause I've Been Checking My List
The Gifts Your Receving From Me Will Be;

One Awkward Silence
And Two Hopes You Cry Yourself To Sleep
Staying Up Waiting By The Phone
And All I Want This Year
Is For You To Dedicate Your Last Breath To Me
Before You Bury Yourself Alive

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Happy New Year's Baby
You Owe Me The Best Gift I Will Ever Ask For
Don't Call Me Up
When The Snow Comes Down Is The Only Thing I Want This Year

One Awkward Silence
And Two Hopes You Cry Yourself To Sleep
Staying Up And Waiting By The Phone
And All I Want This Year
Is For You To Dedicate Your Last Breath To Me
Before You Bury Yourself Alive

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree(Don't Come Home For Christmas)
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Don't Come Home For Christmas
You're The Last Thing I Wanna See
Underneath The Tree(Don't Come Home For Christmas)
Merry Christmas
I Could Care Less

Patrick Stump Lisping:
Sweet!
Record The Christmas Song
They Must've Spent A Lotta Money On This
But This One Time
This One Christmas
I Got This
[Beeps Deck The Halls]

Sorry Is A Sad Excuse.

I Miss School.
Not The Studying Part,
The Awesome Part.
I Miss The Teachers Who Always Get Pissed At Me,
I Miss Getting Heartbroken,
I Even Miss My Table.
My Table Was So Awesome,
Just Look At It And You WILL Be Amazed.
I Miss My Dudes
And My Chicks.
I Miss Me Just Sitting In My Place,
Looking At Others And How Much Fun They Have.
Good Times.
I Miss My Uniform,
My Uniform Is The Coolest.
I Miss Hugging My Bag.
I Miss Our Science Lab And How We Used To Play With Zaki's Phone,
Our Science Teacher Was So Daft.
Most Of All,
I Miss Coming Home From School
And Playing Basketball With Friends Right After.
Awesome Times.

Any Questions?

Honestly?
I'm Out Of Ideas.
I Thought For One Day,
Just One Day,
People Would Respect Me.
I Swear To God Not One Person Takes Me Seriously.
I Will Try Falling Asleep Now,
Drown Out The Voices In My Head With A Pill.

Oh Alright Love.

I Spent My Time These Past Weeks Moping Around.
Feeling Sorry For Myself.
And Giving People Second Chances.
(This Does Not Have Anything To Do With Anyone Its Just In My Head)
A Few Days Ago,
A Woke Up To The Sound Of Rain.
Wen't Out.
Came Back.
When I Was Just Outside My House,
I Met My Friend.
I Barely Said Anything.
Way To Go Seb.
Days Go By,
Time Progresses And We All Get Older.
As I Get Older,
I Begin To Understand The True Meaning Of Life.
Not That I'm That Old.
But,
Still.
Nothing Can Fix A Broken Heart.
I Guess,
I'll Just Be,
Until I Find Someone Who Gives A Shit.
I Also Realised,
Most People Enjoy Tormenting Others For The Sake Of 'Fun'
It Maybe Fun For You,
But Try Using That Lump In Your Skull;
If You Wouldn't Like It,
What Makes You Think Others Will?
We're All Fucking Red On The Inside.
Treat People By How They Act,
Not Based On The Colour Of Their Skin.
I Don't Belong In This Country.
Racist Country.
Races With Races,
Not Mixing.
When They Do Mix,
The Odd One Out Acts Like He/She Is A Certain Colour.
People Are Fake.
Have A Nice Year.

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying.

Life Is Shit And Then You Die.
Full Stop.
A Wise Person Told Me That And I Don't Deny It.
Its Been About A Week Since My Last Post.
And I Got A Big Cut On My Foot.
Hard To Believe That My Flip-Flops Could Do Such A Thing.
My Brother Got A Puppy.
It's Not Bad.
But It Smells Really Bad Though.
I Mainly Chilled And Home,
With All The Retards Judging Me.
Quite Fun.
If You Knew Me,
You Wouldn't Call Me Lifeless.
I Am An Awesome Guy.
All Of You Guys Trying To Put Me Down For What?
In Hopes Of Getting In The Good Books Of One Girl?
Life Does Not Revolve Around One Girl,
Heck,
Life Doen Not Revolve Around Me.
So Whats Your Problem?
Just Because I'm Better Than You Doesn't Mean You Get To Fuck With My Mind.
You Guys Are Blaming Me For No Reason.
Wouldn't You Feel Fucked After The Supposed Girl Of Your Dreams Said She Was Uncomfortable Around You?
After You've Tried So Hard?
I'm Pretty Pissed With You Shits.
Going Around Thinking You're Some Hot Bastards.
You Probally Have Loads Of Pimples All Over The Thing You Stare At In The Mirror,
I Bet You Spend You're Freetime Cumming All Over Your Keyboard.
You Have Something To Say?
Say It To My Face.
If Not,
Don't Say Anything At All.

Your's Truly
-TheGuyYouThinkShouldDie-
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From Day One I Talked About Getting Out,
But Not Forgetting About,
How My Worst Fears Are Letting Out,
He Said;Why Put A New Address
On The Same Old Lonelyness,
When Breathing Just Passes The Time,
Until We All Just Get Old And Die,
Now Talking's Just A Waste Of Breath,
And Livings Just A Waste Of Death,
And Why Put A New Address,
On The Same Old Lonelyness,
And This Is You And Me,
And Me And You,
Until We've Got Nothing Left.
-Fall out Boy-

Ganja Fuck.

So As You May Know,
There's Loads Of Shitholes Out There Who Hates Me.
They Think They Can Fuck Me Up.
0129701145
My Number For You Guys.
Be My Guest.
Just For The Fucking Record,
I Will Change The World With My Awesomeness,
My Holy Awesomeness.
I Can Let What You Cunt Shit Fuck Turd Faces Say Get To Me,
But I Won't.
I Have Better Shit To Do.
Also,
Micheal Jackson Is Dead.
He Is Gay.
As Much As I Respect Him I Don't Like Sucking Up To Dead People.
So Why Don't You Piss Off?
Plus,
Fall Out Boy Is The Most Awesomest Band In The Whole Wide World.
Fuck You Little Retard Fucks.
One More Thing,
Yana Is My Friend,
And You Have A Problem With ME,
So Let Her Say What She Wants To Say.
Enjoy Whats Left Of Your Life Before I Fuck It Up.
-Seb-