Lucas Is A Caricature Of The Devil

There Once Was A Boy,

He Was Calling His Friends And Making Retard Vomiting Sounds,

After A While,

He Really Puked.

So,

He Got Up,

Went To The Toilet Washed It Off.

He Thought To Himself,

"I'll Just Call It A Day"

And Went To Bed,

THE END.

Confessions Of A Mute Retard

Theres Nothing I Want More Than To Be A Surfer,

Maybe Black,

But..

Yeah.

I'm Not Trying To Be Racist,

It's Just,

Black People Are Just SO Cool.

Today Was Quite Something,

Went Out With Bondy To Lily's House,

Met His Girl.

Pretty Good.

Yeah,

But,

Mainly,

Lily Was Good.

We Talked,

She Flirted,

I Probably Flirted Back, I Don't Know,

She Fed Me Cake,

Good Times.

It Was Nice To Be Treated Like That.

Awkward At Times,

But Yeah.

That Is All

Lay The Fuck Off, For The Pope's Sake

Two Gunshots To My Heart,

I'm Not Dead.

Now Four Gunshots,

That's A Different Story All Together.

Now,

The Question Is,

Do You Mean It?

I Swear To God,

Panic! At The Disco Is Increasing My Vocabulary.

I Mean,

Caricature,

Surreptitious.

BIG Words.

I Look SO Buff,

Seriously,

My Arms Are The Size Of Boulders.

Ok,

Not That Big,

But,

Pretty Big.

And My Chest Is Getting Harder,

Just Need To Work On My Soon To Be 8 Pack.

Good Times, Good Times.

I Don't Want To Sleep,

I Just Want An Explanation.

I'm Cancer.

And I Need My Medication,

Or Else I'll Have To Get Cut Open.

Just So You Know,

I Never Disclose Names In My Blog Unless It Is Completely Necessary,

So..

You Don't Have To Assume Anything I Write Has Got Anything To Do About You,

Even If It Has,

It Doesn't.

Honestly,

I'm Offended,

Then Again,

You Didn't Seem To Mind When I Was Born.

The Ocean Scares Me,

It's Unpredictable,

Just Like Someones Finger On The Trigger.

I'm Making Up Stupid Emo Statements.

Sick People.

See Heres The Thing,

It Was Supposed To Rain This Morning,

It Didn't.

Kinda Pissed Me Off.

But Yeah Today Was Ok I Guess.

I Talked To My Friend On Like Monday,

It Made Me Realise What A Lonely Bastard I Am.

Noone Wants To Talk to Me,

I'll Be Like Talking My Ass Off,

Then I Get One Word Replies.

I Seriously Wonder Whats Up With Me.

Its Really Sad When Noone Gives A Shit And You Know It.

Oh And One More Thing,

Doesn't It Frustrate You When You Can't Make Your Girlfriend Laugh As Much As Her Best Guy Friend Can?

Jesus Christ.

That Movie Was Really Screwed Up.

The Guy Is With The Girl,

The Hold Hands And Stuff,

But Theres No,

You Know..

Sucks To Be Him.

Sucks To Be Me.

Emo Sunday.

I'm So Sad Today,

I Just Can't Figure Out Why.

I Haven't Stopped Tearing Since I Woke Up.

..

So,

I Read Our Messages On Myspace,

Made Me Realise I Was Quite Harsh,

Which Also Made Me Sadder,

Then I Watched This Video On Youtube About Ugly The Cat,

My Insides Started To Rupture With Sadness.

I Hate Today.

Seriously,

I Even Feel Like Killing Myself.

See,

Now I'm Tearing Again.

I'm Just Going To Cry Silently Now.

I Am The Worst Parody

The Week Has Been Awesome,

I Can't Remember In Detail What I Did From Monday To Thursday,

But,

Friday Was Amazing,

I Would Tell You About It,

But I'm Not In The Mood,

At All.

I Swear If I Could Crush My Brothers Head I Would.

He Has Been Bribing Me For The Whole Week,

I Gave Him Atleast RM30,

And Today He Wants Me To Take Him To The CC When The Exams Are Next Week While Having Me Pay For Him.

Thats Just Too Much,

I'm So Pissed Off.

Now I Can't Even Talk Without Staying Calm.

I Apologize If My Sentences Are Weird,

I'm Just Fucked Up To Think.

To Top It Of,

I Miss Her So Much,

And She's Probably Skipping School Tommorow..

Fuck.

Now I Know How She Feels.

Exams Are Near,

I Don't Want To Study,

I'm Stressed As Hell.

This Is Like A Hate Post.

I Just Need To Break Something.

This Isn't Helping

Listening To Fall Out Boy Is Good At Times Like This.

So I Didn't Really Feel Like Blogging Until About Just Now.

I Swear To God I'm About To Blow Up,

And The Wound On My Arm Cannot Get Any More Painful.

It All Started Off On Possibly The Hottest Day In The World,

Seriously.

I Was Waiting For A Text And When I Got It I Was The Happiest Man Alive,

Then I Told Her I Wanted To Skip School,

(Now Here Is Where It Gets Interesting)

She Starts Getting Pissed At Me,

School Is Possibly The Most Stressful Place I Know,

And I Can't Skip It.

So,

I Try Apologizing And Trying To Be Nice And I Get Snapped At A Million Times,

Then She Says She Doesn't Want To Talk To Me Ever.

I'm Getting Really Annoyed At This Point,

I Call Her Up,

Guess What?

She Acts As If I'm A Total Stranger.

This Is What Happens When People(In Particular Me) Fall In Love.

For Fucks Sake.

Now I Feel Like The Worlds Biggest Jerk For Skipping School.

I Probably Won't Be Able To Sleep Tonight And This Will Lead Up To Me Failing My Mid-Terms And I Will Get Slaughtered By My Mom.

Apparently,

It's Not Only Happening To Me,

Few Of My Friends Having The Same Problem,

The Difference Is They Make Up,

I Don't Know If She Would Ever Forgive Me For Skipping School.

Fuck My Piece Of Shit Life.

Koreans Are Slowly Taking Over The World, Soon We Won't Be Able To Tell The Girls From Guys.

I Had Like Stuff To Blog About Earlier This Week,

Then I Kinda Forgot Everything Yesterday,

So,

I Thought I Would Just Like Skip Blogging This Week,

Also Because I'm Lazy.

Yeah,

Feeling Really Sick Today,

And I Want To Skip Tommorow.

Guess What?

I Realised I Rarely Keep My Promises,

To Anyone,

Even Myself.

..

So..

Till Next Week I Guess

Most People Don't Respond To Anything I Do On Facebook *Sigh* I'm Just Saying.

Today And Tommorow.

I..I Mean Yesterday.

Yesterday Was Average,

Played Some Basketball,

I Was Like Some Kind Beast,

Running Here And There,

Didn't Score Much But I Would Say I Was MVP Material.

After Some Games,

Went To Shell With Zaki,

Got Some 7Up Revive And A Newspaper And Started Walking Home.

About 1/4 Of The Way There,

It Started To Rain.

Now,

If It Was A Normal Situation,

I Would Be Walking In The Rain,

Since My Mom Wanted The News Paper I Had To Camp At A Playground For A Bit.

I Swear To God,

It Was Colder Than Sweden.

It Was Windy And Cold And Wet And Lightningy,

I Was Freezing,

Tried Warming Myself Up With Some Push Ups,

Didn't Work.

I Ended Up Having A Decent Conversation With Myself.

Today Was Not Bad,

Went To The CC,

Met One Friend,

Half German Danial.

Had A Couple Of Games,

Not That Bad I Guess.

Came Back Played With Sparky A Bit,

Now I'm Here Typing Out This Very Sentence.

Maybe Will Watch Some TV Later.

So Yeah,

Oh And I Keep Wondering Why,

Why Do Girls Like Gay Guys?

For Instance Tom Kaulitz And Justin Bieber.

Why?